Pissfit Presents – Afan Valley MTB Gangbang

2 Bottle Tour

When you put 12 boys into a remote Welsh valley known for its world class mountain bike trails and only one place to drink being the local rugby club, this was bound to be a tour to remember.

The terms ‘Pissfit Tours’ was coined on this trip, when the boys recognised that I seem to be good at organising challenges and events that combined intensive fitness with intensive boozing.

Highlights of this Pissfit tour:

One car getting lost and taking almost all day to get to Afan, should have been 3 hours and straight down the M4 – idiots
Trying to squeeze 10 guys into a lodge that should fit 6
Fooey saying ‘I’m here for the gangbang’ approximately 100 times throughout the weekend
The boys setting a furious pace drinking beers at the local MTB cafe, then wrestling each other – the other patrons cleared out pretty quick when 6 blokes piled on top of each other
Drinking with the local rugby team whose game was called off – we ended up challenging them to a motorboat race and one of the boys got his head shaved by their local groupie
Fooey, Westo and Mick gatecrashing a local party and doing the All Black Haka
Regional Nightclubbing at Measteg, shirts off!